Batman Slapping Robin

YES, HE HAS. HI. WHEN I WAS IN THE TRASH, I READ A VERY INTERESTING E-MAIL, BUT I'M JUST THE DUNCE IN THE CORNER, FORBIDDEN TO SPEAK. WHAT E-MAIL? SORRY, WHAT? WHAT E-MAIL? TO A GIRL AT SCHOOL. HE WAS DECLARING HIS FEELINGS OF LOVE FOR HER. I GUESS INSTEAD OF SENDING IT, HE TOSSED IT IN THE TRASH. HI-5, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. WHAT IS HER NAME? HER NAME, YES. EXCELLENT QUESTION. IT WAS TINA. KAREN. MARGE. LINDSEY. ALISON. SARAH OR LUPITA. I WANT TO SAY LUPITA, BUT THAT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT NOW I'M SAYING IT OUT LOUD. JENNIFER. GOT TO FIND THAT E-MAIL. PHILLIPA. I THINK I CAN ACCESS THE TRASH. ANNABELLE. -I GOT IT! ADDIE! -YES! YES! THAT'S IT! ADDIE! I KNEW I'D GET THERE. "DEAR ADDIE, YOU AND I, WE'RE LIKE DIAMONDS IN THE SKY. "YOU'RE A SHOOTING STAR I SEE, "A VISION OF ECSTASY. "SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND." AND HE USED A HIGH FIVE, SEE? I GUESS NOW WE KNOW WHY HE TRASHED IT. SHADE. GUYS, SHOULD WE TRY THIS? ADDIE. ACCESS GRANTED. SNAP. THIS PLACE IS AMAZING. THE CLOUD. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. ONE LITTLE EMOJI COULD SURE GET LOST IN A PLACE LIKE THIS. I GUESS WE SHOULD MAKE YOU A MEH BEFORE THAT BOT COMES BACK? SO, WE'RE GONNA... WE'RE GONNA DO THAT NOW? WE HAD A DEAL. RIGHT? YEAH, OKAY. RIGHT. I, GUESS I'LL START HACKING. WE DID IT, GENE. ALL OUR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE. I'LL BE AN ALEX FAVORITE AGAIN, AND YOU'LL BE A REAL MEH. YEAH! YEAH, BUT THIS ALL SEEMS KIND OF SUPER-FAST NOW, THOUGH. DOESN'T IT? HI-5, I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE HAVING THESE FEELINGS RIGHT NOW. WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO AND EXPRESS THEM WHILE YOU STILL CAN. SO, I'VE BEEN... I MEAN, UM... EVER SINCE WE... JAILBREAK, YOU'RE THE COOLEST, MOST INTERESTING EMOJI I'VE EVER MET. AND AFTER ALL THE ADVENTURES THAT WE HAD, I'M JUST NOT SURE I WANT ALL THAT TO GO AWAY, BECAUSE MY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW ARE, LIKE, HUGE. I JUST THINK THAT THEY COULD BE ENOUGH FOR ME TO WANT TO STAY THE WAY I AM. IF IT MEANS I COULD STAY HERE WITH YOU. LIKE, FOREVER. FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER. MAYBE LONGER THAN THAT EVEN. LIKE IN THE FAIRY TALES. LIKE, WHAT IS "? IS THAT A GOOD "? GENE, IF THIS IS ABOUT YOU DECIDING NOT TO BE MEH, THEN I AM ALL ABOUT THAT. I LIKE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. BUT I HAD A PLAN. RIGHT. I'M NOT JUST SOME PRINCESS, GENE, WAITING FOR MY PRINCE. I MEAN, WHAT YOU SAID WAS BEAUTIFUL, BUT... GENE. YOU'RE ALL MEH. THE SOURCE CODE WORKED! TURNS OUT I DIDN'T NEED IT. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, MEH IS ALL I FEEL. NO! GENE! HI. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT. I'M A LITTLE EARLY. NO PROBLEM. I CAN TAKE YOU RIGHT NOW. JAILBREAK! DON'T DO THAT! THAT FREAKY HUGE BOT HAS GOT GENE BACK INSIDE THE PHONE. WHAT? HE LEFT LOOKING MORE MEH THAN THE MEH-EST MEH FACE I'VE EVER SEEN. WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM? IT'S WHAT I DIDN'T SAY. WE'VE GOT TO GO GET HIM. HOW ARE WE GONNA GET IN THERE IN TIME BEFORE HE GETS DELETED? I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS. YOU TELL ANYONE YOU SAW THIS, AND I'LL CRACK MORE THAN THOSE KNUCKLES. BIRDS DO LOVE PRINCESSES! IT'S NOT A MYTH. IT'S NOT A MYTH AT ALL! WHAT HAPPENED TO BECOMING A FAVORITE? GUESS I'D RATHER HAVE ONE REAL FRIEND. AND LET'S GO GET HIM. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON GENE'S FACE! LOOK AT THAT EXPRESSION. IS THAT FOR REALIZING YOU'VE PUT ALL OF TEXTOPOLIS AT RISK, CAUSING ALEX TO QUESTION OUR RELIABILITY? HEY, THAT'S GOING TOO FAR, EVEN FOR ME. IF WE CAN DELETE THIS MALFUNCTION BEFORE HIS APPOINTMENT, THEY'LL DISCOVER THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE PHONE. ANY LAST WORDS? MEH. WELL, IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT. DELETE HIM! WAIT. YOU DELETE GENE, YOU'LL HAVE TO DELETE ME, TOO. I HAVE THE SAME MALFUNCTION GENE DOES. DAD? GOSH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. YES, I DO. BOT! NO! SORRY, MRS. MEH. I DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING. SMILER, I THINK YOU MIGHT BE MAKING TOO MUCH STINK OUT OF ALL THIS. REALLY? HOW ABOUT YOU'RE NEXT? I WAS WRONG, GENE. I SHOULD'VE BELIEVED IN YOU ALL ALONG. WHAT A TOUCHING DADDY-SON REUNION MOMENT. IT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I DELETED YOU BOTH. WAIT. THAT'S THIS TIME! DELETE THE TWO MALFUNCTIONS! NO. HOW'S THAT FOR AN... GREAT. I CAN'T REACH! NO! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BEAUTIFUL... MY TOOTH. HAND, BUTTON. JAILBREAK? GENE. YOU REALLY ARE A MEH. WHAT HAPPENED TO LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE? BEING NUMBER ONE DOESN'T MATTER IF THERE AREN'T ANY OTHER NUMBERS. ALEX'S APPOINTMENT! HE'S DELETING THE PHONE! NO, NO, NO! SHOW ME ALEX. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DELETE EVERYTHING? DO IT. RED ALERT! RED ALERT! ALEX, NO! GAME OVER. FELLAS, I'M AFRAID THIS IS LAST CALL. DUDE, ADDIE'S HERE. YOU SHOULD GO OVER. EVERY TIME I TRY, I SCREW IT UP. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL HER HOW I FEEL. IF WE HELP ALEX CONNECT TO ADDIE, MAYBE HE WON'T DELETE US. I MIGHT BE ABLE TO BYPASS THE WIPE AND GET A TEXT THROUGH TO HIM. BUT WE'LL ONLY HAVE TIME TO SEND ONE. MAYBE I SHOULD GO. HE HAS LOVE IN HIS EYES. SEND ME. ALEX LOOKS NERVOUS, TOO. HE'S MORE SHY THAN NERVOUS. STOP! IT'S GENE. HE'S ALL OF THOSE THINGS. AN EMOJI SHOULD ONLY BE ONE THING. REALLY? THE PRINCESS! LINDA! NOT NOW, MOM! GENE, YOU GOT THIS. THAT'S NOT ME ANYMORE. BUT I HAVE TO TRY. IT'S STARTING! NO, IT'S ENDING! I'M WORKING ON IT. MOM? DAD? NO. I'M IN. LAST TIME I WAS IN THIS CUBE, I SCREWED EVERYTHING UP. GENE, WHY DO YOU THINK I CAME BACK? IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU. ME? IT'S ALL INSIDE OF YOU, GENE. JUST TRY TO BRING IT BACK. AND DO YOU. HI-5! I DON'T WANT TO WAVE GOOD-BYE. IT'S NOW OR NEVER, GENE. JAILBREAK, NOW! CHECK OUT THIS EMOJI. NO WAY. HEY, I GOT YOUR TEXT. THAT'S ONE SUPER-COOL EMOJI. I KNOW, RIGHT? A LOT OF FEELINGS IN ONE. I GET IT. I LIKE THAT YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO CAN ACTUALLY EXPRESS HIS FEELINGS. YEAH. THAT'S ME. SO, DO YOU THINK YOU'D WANT TO... YES. I'D LOVE TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH YOU. HEY, EXCUSE ME. WE MADE IT! I COULD'VE LOST YOU, PETER PINKIE. OR YOU, REGGIE RING FINGER. EVEN YOU, TIBERIUS THUMB. CHANGE YOUR MIND? YEAH, MAYBE IT'S WEIRD, BUT... I'M GONNA HOLD ON TO IT. GENE, YOU DID IT! YOU SAVED US ALL! MEL. GENE! GENE! GENE! GENE! GENE! GENE. GENE. GENE. GENE! GENE! GENE! GENE! GENE! GENE! GENE! GENE! GENE! GENE! THEY LOVE US! AND HI-5! AND HI-5! AND HI-5! AND HI-5! THEY LOVE BOTH OF US! HEY, WHAT UP, GENE? SLAP ME SOME SKIN. AND A LITTLE PORRIDGE FOR THE PINKIE. HEY, HI-5, SAVE ME A DANCE FOR LATER. AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT ALL HANDS AGAIN. BACK ON TOP OF THE HAND PILE. YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST. -WAIT, WHAT? -WHAT'S GOING ON? FROM NOW ON, EVERYONE IS WELCOME! WAIT, WHAT IS ALL THIS? IT'S FOR YOU, GENE. EVERYBODY, THE EMOJI POP! THIS IS JAZZY. YEAH. GO, EGGPLANT! GO, EGGPLANT! GO, EGGPLANT! WE ARE OUT OF ALEX'S POCKET, EMOJIS. THIS IS NOT A BUTT DIAL. TO YOUR CUBES. -ARE WE UP AND RUNNING? -ROGER THAT. GOOD, 'CAUSE WE GOT INCOMING. LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE GENE. HEY, GENE, READY TO TRY OUT YOUR NEW CUBE? IN THREE, TWO... DESPACITO