REMEMBER OUR PLAN. DON'T LET THE ADULTS GET A GOOD NIGHT'S REST.
I'LL TAKE FIRST SHIFT BY CHEWING UP SOME SHOES, BARFING ON THE FLOOR, BEGGING TO GO OUT AND BARKING AT RANDOM THINGS UNTIL MIDNIGHT. AND I'LL TAKE OVER BY WAKING UP AND DEMANDING TO BE FED, BLOWING OUT MY DIAPER, AND START GROWING A TOOTH. I PLAN IN BEING WIDE AWAKE AT 5AM. DEAL? DEAL.