RULE #1. YOU DRINK EVERYTIME THE BROADCASTERS SAY "TOM BRADY"
RULE #2. YOU DRINK EVERY TIME THEY SHOW TOM BRADY'S STATISTICS ONSCREEN RULE; RULE #3. YOU DRINK EVERY TIME TOM BRADY GETS SACKED RULE #4. YOU CHUG YOUR DRINK IF THERE IS A COMMERCIAL FEATURING TOM BRADY
