Andy Griffith

you know anj, you may be on to something there... barn, you need to take thelma lou out to the lake and break her hip and change her religion with every part of your body with every part of her body before ernest t bass, floyd, johh masters, rafe hollister, emma watson, gomer, clara, goober, aunt bea, helen krump, Ellie Walker and the Mayberry Band and Mayberry Historical Society and Tourist Bureau rail her like a train track stretching across the entire nation