Lord Serpent of Death If it is poisonous
Whatever I want if it's not :)

I wish I knew more about snakes, it might do me some good when I'm hiking in the desert. Of course, I tend to pet any animal I see, so that will likely be how I die...

Like the Incredibly Deadly Viper from A Series of Unfortunate Events?

A little after my time I'm a afraid, but I know of them. :)

It's a nonvenomous ball python

I would name it "Off Limits" and tell little kids that its his/her name for a reason

But... But... Snakes just want to be loved!

Boy or girl?

Whatever you think! Does the snake look like a boy or girl to you?

If a girl: Talia
If a boy: Pinto

Sir Boop