Good day, sir! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula? No, I … wait, Dracula? That's right. So you're, what? Vampires? Yes, sir. Here, have a pamphlet. Vampires have missionaires? Where else would vampires come from? I assumed that they bit people ... There are many hurtful sterotypes about vampires. We'd like the opportunity to explain more. May we come in?
