WHY AM I YELLING AT YOU?! BECAUSE CROPPED PICTURES OF OUR ARGUMENT WOULD BE A GREAT MEME! WHAT THE HELL IS A MEME?! YOUR IRRELEVANCE MAKES ME MAD! IT WAS A JOKE! OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT A MEME IS YOU GULLIBLE IDIOT! NOW GO CLEAN THAT MESS UP! THERE ARE BROKEN PIECES OF THAT CHAIR ALL OVER THE FLOOR! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! YES I AM! SORRY, I FORGOT! I'LL BREAK THIS OTHER CHAIR THAT YOU'VE ALWAYS HATED TO MAKE UP FOR IT! NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! YOUR MOTHER WILL BE SO PROUD WHEN SHE HEARS WHAT YOU DID TO THAT STUPID CHAIR!
