IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR RANSOM, I CAN TELL YOU I DON'T HAVE MONEY. BUT WHAT I DO HAVE ARE A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS, SKILLS I HAVE ACQUIRED OVER A VERY LONG CAREER. SKILLS THAT MAKE ME A NIGHTMARE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU. IF YOU TAKE ME OFF YOUR CALL LIST, THAT'LL BE THE END OF IT.