THREE MEN ARRIVE AT THE PEARLY GATES. ST. PETER ASKS THE FIRST MAN, "WHAT WAS YOUR SALARY WHILE ON EARTH?" THE MAN REPLIED, "$195,000."
ST. PETER THEN WANTED TO KNOW WHAT HIS CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY WAS AND WAS TOLD "A DOCTOR."
ST. PETER THEN ASKED THE SECOND MAN THE SAME QUESTION AND WAS TOLD "$275,000."
HIS CONTRIBUTION WAS BEING "A LAWYER."; THE THIRD MAN CAME UP AND SAID THAT HE MADE APPROXIMATELY $25,000
A YEAR. ST. PETER THEN ASKED, "AND WHAT WERE THE CALL LETTERS?"