GOES TO HIS SISTERS PRESCHOOL WHERE 4 YR OLDS THINK HE’S COOL AND DOES THE BIRDBOX CHALLENGE ON HIS 10 SPEED; THE TEACHER SPEARS A BROOM HANDLE INTO HIS SPOKES, GIVES HIM A WEDGIE WHEN HE FACE PLANTS, AND STARTS A “BRIAN SUCKS” CHANT THAT HIS SISTER TURNS INTO A CHEER.