I PLAYED SO MUCH FOOTBALL. THEY EVEN PUT ME ON A THING CALLED THE ALL-AMERICA TEAM WHERE YOU GET TO MEET THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. NOW, THE REAL GOOD THING ABOUT MEETING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS THE FOOD. THEY PUT YOU IN THIS LITTLE ROOM WITH JUST ABOUT ANYTHING YOU'D WANT TO EAT OR DRINK. ... I MUST O' DRANK ME ABOUT FIFTEEN DR PEPPERS.