THE LOCAL "BAD" FAMILY HAS DECIDED TO MOVE! SATURDAY NIGHTS WILL BE QUIET AND GOSSIP WILL BE DOWN TO NOTHING! UNTIL WE FIND A SUITABLE REPLACEMENT FAMILY WITH AT LEAST ONE DRUNK PARENT, ONE PREGNANT TEEN, AND A "FUNNY" UNCLE FREE BEER WILL BE DISTRIBUTED TO KEEP US THINKING WE ARE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE!