YEP, I'M DEFINITELY ONE OF GOD'S "ELECT," PREDESTINED FOR HEAVEN! WAIT ... DIDN'T JOHN CALVIN SAY GOD SOMETIMES MAKES UNELECTED PEOPLE THINK THEY'RE ELECTED, THAT HE MAKES THEM FEEL MORE SAVED JUST SO HE CAN PUNISH THEM MORE STRONGLY IN HELL? OH DEAR, WHAT IF I'M NOT ELECTED BUT JUST THINK I AM? WHAT IF GOD'S CHOSEN ME FOR STRONGER PUNISHMENT? OR... WHAT IF CALVINISM ... ISN'T TRUE?