YEP, I'M DEFINITELY ONE OF GOD'S "ELECT," PREDESTINED FOR HEAVEN! WAIT ... DIDN'T JOHN CALVIN SAY GOD SOMETIMES MAKES UNELECTED PEOPLE FEEL ELECTED, THAT HE MAKES THEM STRONGLY BELIEVE THEY'RE SAVED, JUST SO HE CAN PUNISH THEM MORE STRONGLY IN HELL? OH DEAR! WHAT IF I'M NOT REALLY "ELECTED" BUT JUST THINK I AM BECAUSE GOD'S CHOSEN ME FOR STRONGER PUNISHMENT? OR WHAT IF CALVINISM ... ISN'T TRUE?