BUT WHAT IF I WANT TO CHOOSE JESUS SO I CAN GO TO HEAVEN? SORRY, BUDDY! AS A CALVINIST, I BELIEVE ONLY THE "ELECT" GO TO HEAVEN. AND YOU CAN'T CHOOSE TO BE "ELECTED" BECAUSE GOD MAKES THAT CHOICE FOR US. IT'S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU, MY LITTLE UNELECTED FRIEND.
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