Smartest Way To Get A Sprite Cranberry

SAYING "WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY?"; SAYING "DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU A SPRITE CRANBERRY?"; SAYING "HEY CAN YOU BUY ME A SPRITE CRANBERRY" BUT THEY ACTUALLY GET YOU 2 SPRITE CRANBERRIES; SAYING "CAN YOU BUY ME A SPRITE CRANBERRY" BUT WHILE THERY AREN'T LOOKING YOU STEAL THEIR CREDIT CARD AND THEN SAY "ACTUALLY I DON'T WANT ONE" SO THEY WON'T KNOW AND THEN USING THEIR CREDIT CARD TO BUY OVER 9000 SPRITE CRANBERRIES