WHEN YOU POOP OUTSIDE BECAUSE YOUR COMPANY'S BUILDING'S BATHROOM IS TOO FAR AWAY, UNKNOWINGLY ONTO A PUDDLE OF YOGURT YOU SPILLED, YESTERDAY. AND YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT WOULD, SO YOU DIP A CHIP IN THAT TO SEE HOW IT TASTES AND IT, MIRACULOUSLY, CURES YOUR MOUTH SORES. "WHEN YOU FIND OUT THAT THAT'S KIND OF LIKE HOW ALEXANDER FLEMING DISCOVERED THE WONDER DRUG, PENICILLIN."