Maybe I need to do something else with my time

Mine does

At least I work as a computer program analyst so I'm lucky

So we are only working if there's a conference in house

Back to full production next week

Best part is, I'm a floor supervisor, so when we're really busy there are multiple crews that each have a lead, plus we have PMs.
I generally find a lot of meme time while I'm at work

I also trained most of the techs. Makes real fun when their crews try to lie to me because they don’t know I know what they are doing. :)

Oh my .. LOL.

Peace.

Yeah school is like work.... I hate it.

Like we should get paid to have our brains fried by our teacher and then have to do MATH TEST. Then they expect you to do P.E and a science test! And the worst part is they give you homework to make sure your little brain is nothing more than flakes of dust! We should at least get five or twenty dollars at school! It's a battle feild of learning!

Actually, some of the stuff I learned in school that seemed pointless became useful to unrelated things as I got older. You'll realize that you know a little bit about a lot of different things which will make you a more versatile adult.
Learn as much as you can because it only gets harder when you're grown up, out of school, and having to worry about paying for food, a place to live, and keeping the lights on

Good advice I guess.... Or lecture.

It sucks while you're in it, but a few years down ths line it might make sense

Puts the horn in horny lol

You're on earlier than normal today

Everyone got up early af, if school wasn’t out though, couldn’t get them up for nothing

Arg! Friggin fat fingers!
You get what I'm saying, I ain't retyping it

Yeah...that seems like a common occurence at my house. Weekdays it's a fight getting out of bed, weekends or holidays we get woken uo at thr break of dawn....usually with the 7 year old; the 12 year old hides most of the time

Lol yeah it’s always the way. Get a text at 6am, instead of just coming in and waking me up, “can I play the PlayStation”
Dafuq? Go back to sleep! Lol

Seriously? The text message thing wouldn't get past the first attempt at my house. Using the phone to communicate at home is one of the things I can't stand; if you want to talk to me, come talk to me, don't use the f**kin phone. I actually hate text messages anyway, I'd rather pick up the phone and call. It's too bad it's such a huge part of our culture now...we actually have a rule at our house: electronics are only allowed bewteen 10am and 8pm. Of course, with the 7 year old it's a first light wake up with "can you take me down stairs and get me cereal"

That’s true! Well I think he didn’t want to wake me up. It is annoying though. Yes everyone texts now. I used to talk on the phone with my mom everyday and even she texts instead now. I have one friend who refuses to conform and will only talk on the phone. Only problem is, can’t get a word in LOL
Oh yeah they are still needy at that age. So cute though Lol

I say, I say, that boy's logic is flawed. How would he expect an answer if you didn't wake up?
My dad doesn't text and refuses to. He gets the most basic phone he can and only uses it when he's out. He got annoyed the last time he had to buy a new phone cuz the rep kept trying to sell him on one with the fanciest camera and he was all "I just want one that has a callendar and I can make phone calls"...sometimes I wish the boy was a little more independant...he's getting better about getting snacks and drinks and stuff, but seriously, it's like your shower joke the other day most of the time; as soon as I walk away "daddyyyyy!"
I love my kids, but sometimes they remind me why I'm a functional alcoholic

Just got an app notification saying my crystal ball needs polishing! I don’t even have balls!
Your dad is old school. I don’t blame him though. Mine is with some stuff like he won’t have a debit card. But he likes him some smartphones but buys everything off craigslist. Told him he’s gonna get murdered using that site.
Lmao yep kids can make a person insane. That’s hilarious

Crystal ball?...ok...I could use some ball polishing too...
My dad tried his first foray into Amazon this year for christmas. He wound up just going to the store and buying something. He's pretty much cash everything; he even has hidden cash stashes around his house

Lol all men need polished balls yo
Oh wow that really is old school. My dad has guns hidden, don’t know about cash though I wouldn’t doubt it. I wonder if we will ever be cashless here then what will prostitutes do?

I guess I should do another unicorn search...my dad doesn't have any hidden weapons, that I know about

Lmao! Well he hides them cuz they are worth a pretty good bit! He hides them so well that I probably won’t find them one day lol

Maybe someday they'll be yours...my father in law has a bunch that I have marginal knowledge of how they work. Maybe I can lay my hands om a couple some day as well

LOL I had to google that one! Venmo, interesting. Yeah they’re supposed to be mine, only child, he may have left some to one of my first cousins but he unfortunately died about 2 years ago. Yeah you’ll have to learn about them, you’ll probably be left a few or wifey.

I actually just did a google search for mobile payment apps; I don't use those....it would be nice if we got some, I guess we'll see. I shot a Glock 9mm and a Ruger .22 over the summer when we were visiting. The Ruger was nice; pretty much no kick

Uh well I'm 11 and my memes are popular

On shit he does?

Naruto is above God

Y u bully me?

Imma go now wait can you have friends or followers on this?

Oof

Jesus hurry up boi

Thank you

Are my memes funny for an 11 year old to be making them?

If you're seeking some advice, though, I've noticed that the pie charts generally don't do very well. Also, the fortnite/pubg posts or anything referencing parents or teachers.
Try to keep them broad in spectrum and don't make them too wordy; try to make your joke in a couple short sentences.
Look around the internet for pictures you think you could put a funny caption on or look for funny things to take pictures of.
Then again, at the end of the day, there's no way to know for sure what people will like; Thparky had a potato make the first page the other day

Ok thanks for the giant F**king paragraph lol

And you thought school was the only place where you'd have to read a lot

Lol

I'm calling DCF