After this year's obscene amount of "Bottleneck!?" submissions

"WHAT CPU/GPU WON'T CAUSE BOTTLENECK WITH _____?"; ALMOST ALL MODERN PARTS PAIR NICELY AND "BOTTLENECKING" IS DEFINED BY YOUR USE-CASE SO TELL US THAT AND YOUR BUDGET AND WE'LL SEE IF THERE'S SOMETHING BETTER YOU CAN DO