WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY? DO YOU WANT TO OWN A SPRITE CRANBERRY? DO YOU WANT A SODA KNOWN AS SPRITE CRANBERRY TO BE GIVEN TO YOU BY ME? DO YOU WANT A SODA MADE BY SPRITE THAT IS NAMED SPRITE CRANBERRY THAT TURNED INTO A MEME BECAUSE A PARTICULAR AD MADE BY SPRITE THAT WAS FUNNY ENOUGH TO MAKE INTO MEME?