GET TO WORK HUMAN! CLEAN MY POOP BOX, GIVE ME FOOD, FRESHEN MY WATER, GIVE ME CAT NIP, PLAY WITH ME & THEN A MASSAGE! THIS IS AN ORDER NOT A REQUEST! IF YOU DON'T I STARVE YOU DEATH IN THE BASEMENT WHILE I MAKE YOU BREAK UP THE CEMENT UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD WHERE I CAN HIDE THE BODIES! AND STOP CALLING ME ADOLF!