Y U no blow erections?

Now there's a litmus test if I ever heard one!
:^o

Excellent point! :-)

Argh! He's just like US, alas!
:^0

LMAO! I'll get you my pretty, and your little endorsement too! :-)

Oh no, not my endorsement!
;^)

Endorsement, endorsement, we don't need no stinking endorsement! :-)

This one should be submitted!

Thanks a lot, it's part of "The If I Only Had A Brain" series. :-)