Any other beardy owners out there?

I have a bearded dragon. He's a lazy son of a bitch who will practically
not eat unless you hand feed him.

Mine's pretty active-- he will chase crickets and whatever else you feed him live, go to lettuce, carrots, and kale, and he will try to fight his own reflection.

my bearded dragon just opens his mouth when i set him down on the table trying to show his defense (beard)

That's kinda cute.

well not when it looks like it was about to bite you

I mean, yeah, then it just looks pissed!

yea but it always happen when i pick him up and set him down

Well then I'm sorry about that.

it kinda makes wanna get rid of a very very nonsensical pissed off bearded dragon which is mine

I'd take him, but I don't think that I would have the space or time for another pet.

and you are living in another state as i live in South Carolina

Ha! Thanks!