WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE THE ONLY KID IN TOWN WITHOUT A CHRISTMAS TREE
HERE'S A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO ARE JEWISH JUST LIKE YOU AND ME; DAVID LEE ROTH.. LIGHTS THE MENORAH; SO DO JAMES CAAN, KIRK DOUGLAS AND THE LATE DINAH SHORE-AHH... GUESS WHO EATS TOGETHER AT THE CARNEGIE DELI
BOWSER FROM SHA NA NA AND ARTHUR FONZERELLI; PAUL NEWMAN'S HALF JEWISH, GOLDIE HAWN'S HALF TOO
PUT THEM TOGETHER, WHAT A FINE LOOKIN' JEW; YOU DON'T NEED "DECK THE HALLS" OR "JINGLE BELL ROCK"
'CAUSE YOU CAN SPIN A DREIDEL WITH CAPTAIN KIRK AND MR. SPOCK- BOTH JEWISH; O.J. SIMPSON, NOT A JEW
BUT GUESS WHO IS? HALL OF FAMER ROD CAREW- HE CONVERTED; WE GOT ANN LANDERS AND HER SISTER DEAR ABBY...
HARRISON FORD'S A QUARTER JEWISH- NOT TOO SHABBY; SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT EBENEZER SCROOGE IS
WELL HE'S NOT, BUT GUESS WHO IS
ALL THREE STOOGES
