WELCOME TO THE WELFARE STATE OF 1949. YOU'LL RECEIVE 4 SHILLINGS AND 9 PENCE A WEEK IN UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFIT, WHICH IN TODAY'S MONEY IS £7.41. IF YOU CAN'T FIND A JOB WITHIN 6 MONTHS, YOUR BENEFITS WILL RUN OUT AND YOU'LL HAVE TO APPLY FOR NATIONAL ASSISTANCE. OH WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF REVERTING THE BENEFITS SYSTEM BACK TO THE ORIGINAL RULES? I WOULD'VE GOT PEOPLE INTO WORK MUCH FASTER!
