I WANNA BE A CHRISTMAS TREE
copyright 1990 Vince Vance / Ed Loftus
I wanna be a Christmas tree and
Have twinkle lights all over me
Golden star on top of my head
Stay up all night and never go to bed
I wanna be a Christmas tree
Eat candy canes they hung on me
If I got thirsty it'd be so neat
To see me drink water from my feet
That's why I wanna be a Christmas tree
I wanna be a Christmas tree
I could sing and dance on TV
My arms for branches and have green hair
And pine cones in my underwear
I wanna be a Christmas tree
I'd be the bestest tree in history
Tinsel on my nose I'd look so fine
My under arms would smell like
That's why I wanna be a Christmas tree
Everyone would love me
My friends would say I'm cool
I'd be a tree that throws footballs
And ride my bike to school
That's why I wanna be a Christmas tree
I wanna be a Christmas tree
Mom and Dad put my presents under me
Since I'd be a tree, I wouldn't make a peep
Open up my presents when they go to sleep
That's why I wanna be a Christmas tree
