A MAN WANTED TO BECOME A MONK SO HE WENT TO THE MONASTERY. THE ABBOT SAID, "YOU MUST TAKE A VOW OF SILENCE AND CAN ONLY SAY TWO WORDS EVERY 10 YEARS." THE MAN AGREED. AFTER THE FIRST 10 YEARS, THE ABBOT SAID, "WHAT ARE YOUR TWO WORDS?" "FOOD BAD!" 10 MORE YEARS WENT BY THE ABBOT SAID, "WHAT ARE YOUR TWO WORDS?" "VERY COLD!" THE MAN EXCLAIMED.10 MORE YEARS WENT BY AND THE ABBOT SAID, "WHAT ARE YOUR TWO WORDS?" - "BED HARD!". 10 MORE YEARS WENT BY AND THE ABBOT SAID, "WHAT ARE YOUR TWO WORDS?" - "I QUIT!" SAID THE MAN. " THE ABBOT REPLIED, THANK GOD FOR THAT !! - YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT COMPLAIN SINCE YOU GOT HERE!"