C DOG HAD THE MUNCHIES FOR DORITOS; SO HE WALKED DOWN THE STREET TO THE CORNER MARKET; HE WAS SHOT AND KILLED BY A RIVAL GANG MEMBER; HE NEVER GOT HIS DORITOS; WENT TO C DOG'S FUNERAL *PLACED BAG OF DORITOS IN HIS CASKET*; R.I.P. C DOG; TRUE STORY BRUH
