DUDE, DO YOU KNOW WHO DRANK MY EGGNOG? I DRANK YOUR EGGNOG; I KNOW YOU DRANK IT!! I SAW YOU DRINKING IT! WHY??! BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING TO THE STORE TO BUY MY OWN AND I LIKE MOOCHIN OFF OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF; WELL,...UM...YOU'RE FAT... AND I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK