"SCIENCE IS JUST A COOKERY BOOK WITH AN ORTHODOX THEORY OF COOKING THAT NOBODIES ALLOWED TO QUESTION, AND A LIST OF RECIPES THAT MUSTN'T BE ADDED TO EXCEPT BY SPECIAL PERMISSION FROM THE HEAD CHEF; . I'M THE HEAD CHEF NOW. BUT I WAS AN INQUISITIVE YOUNG SCULLION ONCE. I STARTED DOING A BIT OF COOKING ON MY OWN. UNORTHODOX COOKING, ILLICIT COOKING. A BIT OF REAL SCIENCE, IN FACT."