I Was Thinking More In Terms Of A Chia Pet

Should have gotten her a Chia Pet. They only grow out in one color.

There are people who are like this though - WTF!!!

And how do you hide that...also the giant ass bow lol

Park it down the street...and then it gets stolen--HA!

I like that commercial where the guy has just bought two new trucks--one for his wife or girlfriend and one for him--and he wanted the black one but she wants it, so he reluctantly says okay I'll take the red one. As if average people just go out and buy two new 30-50 thousand dollar trucks all the time--and pay cash up front for them, 'cause what you gonna do..."give" someone a new vehicle and then they find out you only made the down payment and they're gonna have to make payments on it? That's not what the bigshot you are pretending to be would do--lol

Yeah probably a lease anyway.
The wife got them his and hers fitness trackers for gawd sakes.