TEXT I READ ON MY LADY FRIEND'S PHONE; GUY SHE WAS TEXTING TOO: I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU DO NOT LIKE ME, BUT CAN'T WE FORGET ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. I KNOW YOU DID NOT LIKE IT BUT COMMON. WE DO NOT HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN. IF IT FELT UNCOMFORTABLE, I UNDERSTAND. JUST PLEASE DO NOT BREAK UP WITH ME BECAUSE OF IT. ME: WTF DID THIS MAN DO LAST NIGHT?