SOMEHOW A SIMPLE ROLLING THROUGH STOP SIGN CITATION TURNS INTO:; I OBSERVED THE DRIVER: SPEEDING, ATTEMPTED TO HIT OFFICER, ALMOST HIT A CHEVY, FAILED TO YIELD AT A CROSSWALK, CHANGED LANES IN THE INTERSECTION WITHOUT SIGNALING, ALL WHILE RUNNING A RED LIGHT AND POACHING DEER, AND TRAFFICKING IN COCAINE AND WAFFLES. CHANNEL6 NEWS WAS THE ONLY STATION CLUELESS ENOUGH TO REPORT THE STORY.
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