DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WARIO? NO, DAD. I HEAR HE'S THE RICHEST PLUMBER IN THE WORLD. I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE HIM. REALLY, CARL? I ALSO HEAR HE'S GETTING ALL THE MONEY... I DON'T CARE. ...FROM WARIO LAND: SHAKE IT! LEAVE ME ALONE AND STOP MAKING ME THINK ABOUT WARIO.