greetings

HI; HELLO; HOWDY; WHATS UP BRO; YO, HOWS IT HANGING DOG; MY BRUDDAH, DO YOU KNOW DE WAY? MY FELLOW HUMAN, I WELCOME YOU INTO MY PRESENTS; YOU, THE ONE I AM CURENTLY GREETING, I SHALL WELCOME YOU INTO MY PERSONAL FRIENDLY BUBBLE SO I CAN THEN ASK YOU IF YOU THINK THE CURRENT WEATHER IS SUITABLE. GOODBYN'T