A teacher tried to get me into summer school. This is what I said.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TEACHER YOU ARE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ASSIGNMENT YOU WANT. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MY SUMMER HOMEWORK, I CAN TELL YOU I DON'T HAVE IT. BUT WHAT I DO HAVE ARE A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF KNOWLEDGE, KNOWLEDGE I HAVE ACQUIRED OVER A VERY LONG SCHOOL YEAR. KNOWLEDGE THAT MAKE ME A NIGHTMARE FOR TEACHERS LIKE YOU. IF YOU LET MY SUMMER VACATION GO NOW, THAT'LL BE THE END OF IT. I WILL NOT LOOK FOR YOU, I WILL NOT PURSUE YOU. BUT IF YOU WANT TO SEND ME TO SUMMER SCHOOL, I WILL LOOK FOR YOU, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL FIND A WAY TO FIRE YOU.