BREAKING NEWS... THE HOUSE OF COMMONS IS SET TO VOTE THROUGH THERESA MAY'S BREXIT DEAL IN A MIRACULOUS TURN AROUND. THE PM RECENTLY VOWED TO MEET WITH EACH AND EVERY SCEPTIC TO PERSONALLY CONVINCE THEM OF HER BENEFITS. BORIS JOHNSON COMMENTED, "SHE MANAGED TO COME UP WITH A WORSE PROPOSITION THAN TUSK!"
