MY MAIN, EXPENSIVE LAPTOP BROKE, MY BACKUP LAPTOP BROKE 2 WEEKS LATER, MY "BACKUP FUNDS" WENT TO THE BROKEN DISHWASHER FROM A COUPLE MONTHS AGO AND I'M STILL BETWEEN JOBS MEANING NO REPLACEMENT MACHINE IN SIGHT. BUT I REALIZED IT'S MY CAKE DAY ON REDDIT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3 YEARS. SO I GOT THAT GOING FOR ME, WHICH IS NICE.