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Black background | THE UNIVERSE IS 13.8 BILLION YEARS OLD; EARTH: 4.5 BILLION; MAMMALS: 200 MILLION; HUMANS: 66 MILLION; AVERAGE LIFE EXPECTANCY: 72 YEARS; SO YOU'LL EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T TAKE ANY OF THIS TOO SERIOUSLY, YES? | image tagged in black background | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
796 views 11 upvotes Made by JosephVala 6 years ago in fun
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1 up, 6y
Skeptical old man | Exactly. | image tagged in skeptical old man | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
A little perspective goes a long way, yes?
;^)
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Whut? | WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH THE 66 MILLION YEARS THING FOR HUMANS? | image tagged in whut | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Is that supposed to be a bible reference?
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"Bible" timeline is something much more like 6,000 years. "Anno mundi" or the Jewish calendar goes back to the beginning of the world, and the year 5779 began at sunset on 9 September 2018 and will end at sunset on 29 September 2019.
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The earliest known himinin species is australopithecus afarensis (sp?) which was dated to approximately 3.2 million years ago. Cro magnon fossils are dated to only about 48,000 years ago
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I'm not sure where "66 million" came from either. If you live long enough you see numbers for everything change (usually being pushed back). Mostly it's plain guesswork, although you could say INFORMED guesswork. So I spend less time pondering such "facts" than I do on trying to figure out how the words "rap" and "music" got put together . . .
;^)
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There's a lot about the english language I don't get. For instance, why we drive on parkways and park on driveways
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0 ups, 2y,
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Also that we cook bacon and bake cookies and that stuff on ships are called cargo but in cars it is called shipment
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0 ups, 2y,
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*is, not arel
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0 ups, 2y
*are.
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0 ups, 4y
yep
0 ups, 1y
ah yes an introduction into nihilism... and an outro as well but alas
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0 ups, 2y
Okay, see, ah, no.
Just, no.
The earth is THOUSANDS of years old.
Not billions.
There's some that TO THIS DAY still debate whether it is 4 or 6 thousand but it IS indeed thousands.
Because there is absolutely, positively, totally and completely no nth of conceivable evidence or reasoning to why our planet, solar system, and universe would even remotely be older than 10,000 years old AT THE BARE MAXIMUM.
So please, before you open your mouth, do some conclusive research and not from atheistic evolutionist data source.
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THE UNIVERSE IS 13.8 BILLION YEARS OLD; EARTH: 4.5 BILLION; MAMMALS: 200 MILLION; HUMANS: 66 MILLION; AVERAGE LIFE EXPECTANCY: 72 YEARS; SO YOU'LL EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T TAKE ANY OF THIS TOO SERIOUSLY, YES?