ROB, THERE IS ONLY ONE ENEMY OF AN "ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET" AND HE SITS IN A REINFORCED CHAIR- UNFORTUNATELY, THIS HOG WILL HAVE TO BE DRAGGED AWAY BEGGING AND PLEADING FOR MORE MOSTACCIOLI .. IN THE EVENT THAT YOU DON'T LEAVE YOUR "BATTLE STATION" ATLEAST PROVIDE A COURTESY FLUSH!!