*John McCain bursts through the door yelling "Yippity Kay Yay, motherf**ker" while shooting uzis everywhere as Arnold Schwarzenegger steps in blasting the Terminator movies' main theme while firing a minigun across the room with Jason Stratham fistfighting a dude on the roof of the yacht (cause the classroom is on a yacht) and Dwayne Johnson climbing a skyscraper that suddenly materialized out of nowhere and the sun sets and Arnold somehow walks away on water as the ship explodes into a kgbhillion piecies*
