BILL MAKES A LIVING OFF OF BEING FUNNY ON THE INTERNET. BILL CAN'T PAY RENT AND CAN'T PAY FOR HIS KIDS TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE OF HIS, "JOB". BILL IS DIVORCED, WITHOUT KIDS, AND CAN'T BUY FOOD. THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT HIMSELF FROM STARVING, IS TO MAKE SUBTLE CRY'S FOR HELP IN HIS POSTS. BE LIKE BILL.