DO YOU KNOW WHICH CAT SMASHED TOMMY'S FACE DOWN INTO A PILE OF DOG TURDS BOSS? YEAH! IT WAS THAT FAT CROSS EYED SIAMESE CAT WITH POOP FLECKS ALL OVER HIS FAT BUTT! SINCE HE LIKES DOG TURDS SO MUCH THEN HE'LL LOVE THE STRYCHNINE DRENCHED TURD SANDWICH WE'LL MAKE HIS EAT