DON'T WORRY GUYS. I KNOW WE ARE MISSING ANOTHER HOLIDAY SEASON TOGETHER, BUT THIS TIME IT IS DIFFERENT. WE ARE JUST BEING DEPLOYED, DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON, TO FIGHT A NON-EXISTENT WAR, AGAINST PEOPLE WHO AREN'T OUR ENEMIES, SO THAT FAT WEALTHY POLITICIANS CAN USE US AS A POLITICAL PLOY AND ENJOY THEIR MCDONALD'S HOLIDAY DINNER WITH THEIR FAMILIES; AT THE TAXPAYER'S EXPENSE.
