XI: I HAD TO LISTEN TO 8 HOURS OF THAT MORON TRUMP'S CALLS ON HIS UNSECURED I-PHONE. MCDONALDS UNDERCOOKED HIS BURGER AND DON JR AND ERIC ARE EATING PAINT CHIPS AGAIN; PUTIN: THAT'S NOTHING XI! I HAD TO HEAR HIS RANTS ABOUT PAYING OFF PORN STARS ONLY TO HAVE THEM SPEAK OUT ANYWAY AND HEAR HIS PILLOWTALK TO SEAN HANNITY...