OUR HOUSE IS GOING TO POT, BUT MY GIRLFRIEND AND I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE WORKING ON THE NEEDED REPAIRS. WRITE YOUR NAME ON A BIG BANNER AND FORCE YOUR WAY THROUGH YOUR NEIGHBOR'S DOOR. JUST BE SURE THE GIRLFRIEND'S TODDLER IS WALKING IN FRONT SO THEY'LL FEEL MORALLY OBLIGATED TO LET YOU STAY.