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"Scientists" say that the CLOSEST star to Earth is 26 trillion miles away. With apes for "ancestors," that doesn't surprise me.

"Scientists" say that the CLOSEST star to Earth is 26 trillion miles away. With apes for "ancestors," that doesn't surprise me. | I don't always light my patio up.... but when I do . . . Research BIBLICAL COSMOLOGY/ 
Flat Earth; I string the lights up in China, because it just makes sense to station them; 9,000 miles away from the area I'm trying to illuminate | image tagged in memes,the most interesting man in the world,flat earth,biblical cosmology,genesis 1,nasa | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | I WASNT AWARE THAT OTHER STARS WERE GOD'S WAY OF LIGHTING UP EARTH . . . | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Aaaaaand then some people just miss the point entirely.

[Gen 1:15-17 KJV] "And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven TO GIVE LIGHT UPON THE EARTH: and it was so. And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: [he made] THE STARS ALSO. And God set them in the firmament of the heaven TO GIVE LIGHT UPON THE EARTH,"

[Jer 31:35 KJV] "Thus saith the LORD, which giveth the sun for a light by day, [and] the ordinances of the moon AND OF THE STARS FOR A LIGHT BY NIGHT, which divideth the sea when the waves thereof roar; The LORD of hosts [is] his name:"

Obviously, the whole point of the meme was the fact that stars were created, in part, "to give light unto the earth" and no one who is adding lights for the sake of illuminating (or even for guidance) would pick a set point at trillions upon trillions of miles away. The other point was . . . we can't even see that far away. And the REAL point is: NASA is lying!

Here's one more on your wave length:
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Light depreciate by the inverse square law in vacuum, so yes you can see a light from that far away of it is bright enough.
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Creepy Condescending Wonka Meme | SO NO LIGHT SOURCE CAM GIVE OFF ENOUGH LIGHT TO REACH THAT DISTANCE? WOULDN'T CURVATURE OF THE EARTH EXPLAIN IT? | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Seeing aide the navigational error of guiding by a light house from anywhere on earth of course.
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Not understanding your (fractured?) English in above meme . . . or maybe just typos.

Again, you miss the point of the meme. I'm not being 100% literal. It's just a silly, metaphorical meme.

Why not do some research on "flat earth" or, if you're religiously inclined: "biblical cosmology"? It takes so much more courage, determination, and intellectual prowess to investigate these matters and dare to believe the evidence than it does to keep to the indoctrination you were programmed with, to never investigate, or to ridicule those who have. ;-)
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Sorry about the grammar. Doing this on my phone. And I have researched your theories. Did so years ago. I've looked at your " proofs". All you've done is build experiments designed to prove your point. That is exactly the fallacy so many current day "scientists" make. In science you are supposed to attempt to disprove your theories.
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I'm not a scientist. I don't attempt to disprove every. single. stupid. phony. "theory." that every "scientist" out there comes up with. I have a brain. I have eyes. And the Word of God refutes so much of the garbage that they come up with anyway. They have an agenda and are working from that standpoint. I'm "working" from another.

You've looked at *my* "proofs"? You don't know anything about my proofs . . . because you've never seen them. And I take it you're not biblically inclined. ;-)
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Lol you asked if I'd "educated" myself. I said I had. And I was referring to your as in you flat Wad there, not you specifically. And maybe toy don't analyze experiments but I do. I have yet to see an argument that I found compelling. And I'm fairly certain I won't from you. Have a nice day.
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Sorry that should say flat Earthers not flat wads. Damn you autocorrect...
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Actually, I didn't ask if you'd educated yourself . . . I simply made the suggestion to investigate. ;-) Not sure who or what material you've consulted, because there's a ton of evidence out there. Be that as it may, you are entitled to disagree. No, you won't see compelling experiments from me . . . just funny memes. ;-)
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I went to the flat earth website
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