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But try not to get your butt put in jail!!! | DON'T ASK A GIRL FOR NUDES...TAKE HER OUT ON A DATE, BUY HER FOOD; AND TRY TO GET HER NAKED AT THE END LIKE A GENTLEMAN | image tagged in captain obvious,memes,nudes,gentleman,funny,old school | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Dr Evil Laser Meme | "TRY" "JAIL" "NOT TO GET" "YOUR BUTT" "PUT IN" | image tagged in memes,dr evil laser | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Dating's such a minefield these days, I wouldn't be surprised if I see some people bring back arranged marriages! ;-)
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THAT'S WHY I BUY HOOKERS BUT THAT'S MY BUSINESS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Ivana Humpalot | YOU CAN ONLY AFFORD ME FOR 2 HOURS YOU DOG | image tagged in ivana humpalot | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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LOL
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Very well said... and true lol :-)
6 ups, 6y
Very wise words told to me by a stripper!!! LOL
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Just the act of opening a door for a lady is now looked at as assuming that she is not capable of opening it for herself...seriously...this is a thing.
7 ups, 6y,
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And I raised my son that way too. Let's bring back this old school politeness and manners. Let chivalry live! :-)
7 ups, 6y,
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Just the way I was raised.
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And I am one of those people who actually say "thank you" when someone holds the door open for me. I noticed a lot of people just walk through without even looking at the person. So rude.
8 ups, 6y,
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6 ups, 6y
lol and thanks :-)
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4 ups, 6y
well thats cat grant all day xD
1 up, 6y
Lol nice
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3 ups, 6y,
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I'm not sure we can get back there giveu. Maybe if we just held doors for people out of kindness, regardless of gender. :-)
3 ups, 6y,
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Agreed, it's just about being polite really. :-)
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1 up, 6y,
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I'd open the door for u anytime! :-)
1 up, 6y
Lol thanks :-)
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whats funny is when you are at a place with double doors and you open the door for someone coming out and instead of walking through they open the other door but still say thank you and smile
2 ups, 6y,
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Yeah I've seen that too :-)
1 up, 6y
happened at chick fil a 2wice on the same visit
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4 ups, 6y
I hold the door for anyone, guy or gal , it's a little thing called manners which most people these days seem to know nothing about
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1 up, 6y,
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Your survey is 99.9% wrong..
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0 ups, 5y
maybe 0.46285727502850232572165492389152036295167620126450245464523592305% wrong
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3 ups, 6y
Lmao!
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4 ups, 6y,
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Hehe, probably happened to me once or twice.
4 ups, 6y,
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LOL
4 ups, 6y
A week or so away & I’m back to lower the tone.
Oh well.
Peace.
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What is masturbation?
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0 ups, 6y
Ehh, it’s a form of self pleasure. It’s destructive, never do it.
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Lol ;-)
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4 ups, 6y,
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another satisfied customer
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2 ups, 6y
;-)
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