my man and I went on an ocean cruise, two days out and I was sick down to my shoes; and to make it more forlorn, we sailed into a raging storm,hit a sandbar and got stuck there in the ooz; ohhh where were you when the ship hit the sand ? while I was stuck here a praying for dry land; with my water wings held tightly in my hand, where were you when the ship hit the sand? sing along girls !!