PRESENT; HERE; I HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF BED, EATEN BREAKFAST, AND COME TO THIS PLACE WHERE FREEDOM ENDS; I HAVE PERFORMED A MOVE TO GET OFF OF A MATTRESS, THEN PROCEEDED TO COVER MYSELF WITH SOFT ITEMS KNOWN AS CLOTHING, THEN I PUT ITEMS KNOWN AS FOOD INTO MY MOUTH, EATEN THEM, THEN PROCEEDED TO GET INTO A MACHINE WHICH TRAVELS AT HIGH SPEEDS KNOWN AS A CAR, AND FINALLY GOT TO A PLACE WHERE THE BILL OF RIGHTS, CONSTITUTION, OR DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE ARE IGNORED. THEREFORE, I AM ABLE TO SAY THAT I AM HERE.